is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep
17 year old Ed Sheeran :
you never loved your stomach or your thighs. the dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine but i'll love them endlessly
17 year old boys around me :
ayo shawty whats poppin wanna ride on mah dick
am i the only one that yells “NO” when i drop my food
what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down” and then we get back from winter break and switch back to normal and pretend she made the whole thing up until she loses her mind that would be fun
the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just
buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST
Louis hiding his reaction to being touched by Harry.
But the smirk at the end.
Probably one of my favorite moments ever.
Larry Things - Young Larry
The dollar in your wallet could have once belonged to a celebrity
Or a hooker. Whichever.
wow does anyone else feel like management is one of those annoying overbearing moms that wont let their kids do anything
like ‘no u two cant sit together’
‘no u cant take pictures together’
‘dont even try and tweet something to one another u brats’
i hate those moms
another reason i love harry is because he doesnt deny larry and he secretly gives out really subtle hints about larry and i just like how he’s letting us know things and sjkdfskdljfkdsf what a good boy he is
Emma’s best memory from Perks.
i can't come anymore sorry
so i just showered for nothing